After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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