awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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