he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Come see our sink grown plant.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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