Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Randomize