I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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