Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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