these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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