Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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