wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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