Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i drank out of a bidet.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Help me help you realize you are a moron
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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