i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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