Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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