One girl and one boy is just not enough.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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