I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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