But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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