I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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