Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I love you. Go after that dick
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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