There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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