rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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