a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Never joke about your clitoris.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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