I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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