hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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