Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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