Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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