Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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