McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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