That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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