At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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