Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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