He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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