We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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