trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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