ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I bet he comes in French.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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