Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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