Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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