Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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