Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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