She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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