I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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