yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
you had me at cake vodka
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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