i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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