you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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