Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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