Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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