it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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