Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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