i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I need water and some morals
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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