Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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