Sponge bath it is.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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