why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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