the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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