yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
