the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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