i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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