i think my tv is drunk
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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