help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Houston, we have a blender
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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