Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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