Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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