Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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