gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
