Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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