Whod you bang
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just got carded by a ten year old.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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