That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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