Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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