Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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