fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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