Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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